When you go to the doctor, theres a medical code that determines how your treatment gets billed. Getting treated for urban rabies? Well, thats distinct from woods-based sylvatic rabies, and your invoice will reflect that. Until today, the system in the US was the same one we used in the 1970s. But theres a new catalog of ailments, and some of it is weird as hell.
Doctors in the US will now bill according to the International Classification of Diseases, Tenth Revision (ICD-10). The updated code is an exhaustive malady roadmap for medical billing. Some of it is the same as the old codea horrifying array of fevers and motorcycle collision injuries. But now there are 68,000 new and oddly specific ways to describe how screwed your health is.
Here are some of the strangest entires in ICD-10:
V97.33XD Sucked into jet engine, subsequent encounter
Imagine getting sucked into a jet engine and surviving, only to be sucked into a jet engine again. Get off the tarmac already. [Update: Commenters pointed out that subsequent encounter means its the second time a doctor saw a patient, which makes a LOT more sense.]
W16.221A Fall in (into) bucket of water causing drowning and submersion, initial encounter
W16.221D Fall in (into) bucket of water causing drowning and submersion, subsequent encounter
W16.221S Fall in (into) bucket of water causing drowning and submersion, sequela
Not sure how youd fall into a bucket in the first place, let alone repeatedly, but lets assume this is a circus-based injury?
W62.0XXA Contact with nonvenomous frogs, initial encounter
V95.40XA Unspecified spacecraft accident injuring occupant, initial encounter
Nothing worse than an unspecific spacecraft accident. Much more annoying than specific ones.
W61.11Xa Bitten by macaw, initial encounter
W61.11XD Bitten by macaw, subsequent encounter
W61.11XS Bitten by macaw, sequela
W61.62XA Struck by duck, initial encounter
W61.62XD Struck by duck, subsequent encounter
W61.62XS Struck by duck, sequela
You should leave the petting zoo at this point.
V98.2XXA Accident to, on or involving ice yacht, initial encounter…
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